Showstopper

'Ello chaps! It's me, Winston. It has been nice and peaceful around here. Mom and Dad have much more time for me lately. I'm not sure exactly why, but my guess is because I'm just so darn cute. I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but have you seen my curly locks? They're fluffy, golden, and soft enough to go to sleep on. Not to mention they smell like a lavender field in early May. (Dad bathes me two, sometimes three times a week. Maybe I'm a bit high maintenance or maybe I'm just posh!) My eyes are big and round and my eyelashes are long enough to braid. Needless to say, I'm kind of a showstopper. Whether it's at the park, hanging out the window at the gas station, or simply outside for a potty break, people think I'm the cutest teddy bear looking doggy in the world. And I always have to amp it up a bit, so what do I do? I turn on the cutest, sweetest puppy dog charm you've ever seen. I wag my tail (with a little extra booty included), try to give all the kisses I can, and sometimes even grab my toy, tilt back my head, and let out the cutest muffled howl heard to mankind. I'm not trying to be cocky, just honest. I guess in the words of that one popular song on the radio, I'm Sexy and I Know it!