If You're a Bird, I'm a Bird

So I went to Billie Jo, a place where you can customize swimsuits, and designed this little number. I was going for a retro, 40’s look, and I was pleased with the way it turned out. It made me feel like Rachel McAdams in The Notebook. I pranced around the beach, splashing water and loving my life. I swear I could even hear Andy shouting, “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird!” However, I soon discovered my Rachel McAdams-esque moves weren’t quite what I thought they were. Regardless of what it looked like, I sure felt as free as a bird. Behold, the reason every beach goer couldn’t stop staring.