Hi guys! Winston here, do you remember me? It's been a while since I've made an appearance here. I've been a little neglected and let me tell you, I'm not happy about it! Mom has been out of town for almost a whole month. And she didn't even take me with her! A dog like me could really use some nice quality time on the beach. I mean can you even imagine me catching those Cali waves? You should see me on the wake surf, I'm a natural. But for some reason she just wouldn't budge. She said something about never getting the sand out of my curls – who knows. So, I've just been hanging out at home, contemplating the meaning of life and taking A LOT of naps. Thankfully Dad has a lot of sympathy for me so he takes me to the Puppy Lounge occasionally. I think he is trying compensate for neglecting me, so I got the spa treatment. Yeah, legit right? I got groomed, my hair blown out, my nails clipped and filed, and my paws lotioned and softened... smooth as a baby's bottom. It's the least my parents could do after leaving me home so much!