Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Words from Winston


Hi guys, it's me, Winston! It's been a rough past week around here. My parents left me for five days! Sure, people came to let me out, change my food, and take me for walks, but for the most part I was locked up all day. ALL DAY I TELL YOU! A little fur ball of energy like me just can't handle that, so you know what I did? I chewed my way to sweet freedom! The netting on those gates are for infants not stallions like me! When ever will they learn? I roamed free for who knows how long! It really was a party. I ripped stuffing from every stuffed animal I could find. I chewed J. Crew sandals (who knows what those are? I guess something special because mom about lost it) to shreds, I even chewed a three inch hole in the carpet. Who knew I was capable of so much? 
Mom and Dad finally came home sunday night. It has been so nice to run and play and lick their faces again! I even greeted them with the biggest and worst gas emissions I've ever had. And boy, they must have really thought it was a treat. They were hootin' and hollerin' and they even let me play outside for 30 minutes! 
I'm just so glad to have them home. Mom has been home with me practically all day studying for some dreaded event she calls finals. It's great to have her home but she doesn't even pay any attention to me. I try to sit by her and do that studying stuff but it's just so boring. I hope mom gets back to normal soon. She stays in her pajamas all day staring at books and screens. 
Dad, on the other hand, is so much fun! He takes me for runs around the block at midnight. Mom says it's just to tire me out so I'll go to sleep, but I know it's because dad wants alone time with me. We need our special guy time. We bark together, play fetch, wrestle, and take baths (usually separate, but if I'm sneaky enough I can jump in while he's looking the other way). I know mom loves me, but dad is just so much nicer. Wanna know a secret? Sometimes, when mom is out of town, Dad lets me sleep in the bed! I love that guy!

9 comments:

  1. Poor Winston, left all alone while you were out winning championships. Congratulations! I watched the hip-hop routine. You were amazing. What a great chapter in your life that has been.

    Good luck on finals. You'll do great.

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  2. Haha that was awesome! I love posts by Winston. What kind of dog is he? He is so precious!

    PS I totally have those JCrew PJ pants. They are so ridiculously comfortable! Good luck on finals!

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  3. hahaha too funny!! Made my morning!! Congrats on winning Nationals!! Great post!!! Almost cried when I read about your j crew shoes!! He's so adorable though... :)

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  4. I am cracking up at this hilarious post! My husband and I are about to leave our 7 month golden retriever puppy for a week (with my sister in law), but I'm still worried about what kind of trouble she's going to get into! Hopefully not as much as Winston! :)

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  5. oh my goodness!!! Winston is one of the cutest dogs ever! I love these posts! :)

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  6. This is funny. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. love ya Winston :)

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  7. AH love this post!! Bad Winston! J.Crew sandals?! So bad!! Congrats on Nationals, I wanna see video of the dance!! Good luck with Finals.

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  8. This is adorable! Winston looks similar to my Cocoa and seems to have a similar personality as well! haha. New follower of your blog!

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